Q5: Pictorial Answers

We at Winnkipedia will try our best to answer every questions posted to us. We try not to leave any stones unturned. But sometimes, just sometimes, some questions are better to be answered with pictures.

Laundryamah asked:

why Amah so sampat one?


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Dear Amah,

*picture shamelessly stealed from this site*

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Ahboy asked:

Liucas, whom u love more, your mummy or your daddy? Or u only love yourself and no hiu them?

Drchen asked:

Liucas loves whom the most? His mummy, his daddy or Dom Dom?


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Dear Ahboy and Drchen,




Hope we got your questions answered.

Q4: Thirsty Fishes

Doreen asked:

Why wisdom teeth only came out in late teen or early twenties? If we don't need them for our first 18 years, then why have them after than?

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Dear Doreen,

Due to the complexity of this question, we at Winnkipedia is having extra meetings to come out with the most accurate answer. At posting time, this issue is still under serious consideration.


At the meantime, let's answer some not so difficult, but equally informative question first.

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Aceone asked:

Do fish ever get thirsty?

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Dear Aceone,

After a couple of tests and observations, we manage to come out with a conclusion that hopefully will lighten your burden in thinking about this question.

The answer is, yes. Fishes do get thirsty although they are surrounded by water 24/7.

Let us explain why.


You see, in an aquarium, the fishes will pangsai (shit) and pangjiu (pee) into the water as well.

Due to the same reason, do you eat or drink from here?



Same theory, right?

But then you will ask, 'Eh, if liddat, fish drink what water?'

Ha.. we at Winnkipedia had this figured out. There should be a product that supply fresh clean water into the aquarium so that the fishes can have something refreshing to drink.


Hope we got your question answered.

Q3: Genders

Wuching asked:

i have a question; why do girls have pet pet but boys have kuku?



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Dear Wuching,

We at Winnkipedia managed to list out 2,342 answers for you question. But due to space constrains, we will only list out 1 reason for you. Hope you can understand our limitations.

Imagine this, during monthly menstrual cycle, it is easier to put a tampon into a petpet or a kuku?



Hope we got your question answered.

Q2: Confused

Dr Chen asked:

My serious question..is Liucas a dog, a cat, or labbit?



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Dear Dr,

Firstly let me give you a simple test:



This is my picture



This is a dog


This is a cat



This is a rabbit

Can you match which species I belongs to?

Anyway, actually it doesn't matter whether I am dog, a cat or a rabbit becos Chairman Mao said last time..


Hehehe..

Hope we got your question answered.

Q1: Hardworking

Misti asked:

Is it good to work hard everyday ah? Can guarantee results or not teeeecher??

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Dear misti,

Lemme relate you a true story about working hard..

"Once upon a time, there was this poor young kid. One day, he found 10 cent on the street and decided to buy an apple. But it’s not for him. He polished the apple until it shines and sell it at 20 cent. With the 20 cents, he bought 2 apples and he managed to sell them off as well. This goes on and on and he spent all his time, polishing apples to make it looks good before selling them off.

Few years later, he struck lottery and that’s where his wealth came from. "

Hope we got your question answered.

Introduction

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