Sunday, April 27, 2008

Q6: Fish Spa

The other day Uncle Cocka asked me in YM:

Eh Winnkipedia, ask you hor.. Neh, those fish spa ah.. What is it ah? Why suddenly so 'in' one..?

Then I asked him to post the question in Winnkepedia lor.. But he says dowan. Shy wor. He scared people say him suaku. Oklah uncle. Dun worry. I wun say who ask me one ok?

But uncle.. Your question is too vague. There are too many aspect Winnkepedia can discuss. Let's narrow down ur question to one point ok..

Anonymous (*elbowed uncle cocka*) asked:

What is the history of Fish Spa?


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This time instead of Science, we venture into history ok..

Let's travel back to the Egypt Empire time, circa 1400 BC. That time the pharoah very vain one.. Summore dun have proper shoes to wear, their feet always got blisters.


Then some of the ass kissers (aka chart high chai) of the palace found out that certain small fishes like to nibble on the dead skin of the feet. So these ass kissers mai brought in alot of these fishes from the Nile River to the pharoah.

Last time where got people so free go and do fish spa. Only the pharoah so vain and got so much time. So, alot of fishes are used just for a while and changed to a new batch. Supply more than demand ma..

Ask you la.. will u eat those fishes that feed on dead skin of the feet?

So, all the excess fishes how? Those ass kissers mai throw all back into the river lor..

Now, please take note that all these fishes are being fed with human flesh all these while.. *Jaws Theme playing*

And through evolution, these fishes is known as Piranha now..


Serious one...

Hope we got your questions answered.

7 comments:

Doreen said...

Oooo~~~like that one har. So this is how Piranha came about.

rainbow angeles said...

ahaahahahaaahahaa...

please blog more. winnkipedia destresses me ;P

Chen said...

i like this
hahhahahhahhhhahhaa
learn some new ocipala stuff today

so sampat can die
kakakakkakkaa

laundryamah said...

eh u said fish that eat dead skin like so yucks..then the fish (reared fresh water fish, e.g. fei chau yue) that eat the human sai u oso eat?

pssst...this is considered a question so must answer ah,,,

Huei said...

hmm..after reading laundryamah's comment..why hor..

*hokkien*

Lang jiak hum(sihum)
lang pang sai
hum jiak sai
lang jiak hum

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mistipurple said...

haisayy how come i missed reading this leh. quick quick like what angel said, winnkipedia is destressing! better than fish spas i'd say!! post some more. the public demands it.

Anonymous said...

why do we say 'bless u' when ppl sneeze?, and what is the proper thing to say when someone farts or burps? They are afterall,sounds emitted fr within.